POLICE LOOKING FORWARD TO 'SUMMER OF TRUNCHEONS' - The Daily Mash24 February 2009, 11:04 amPOLICE forces across the UK are looking forward to cracking dozens of middle class skulls this summer, a senior officer said yesterday.
Superintendent Tom Logan said the recession could provoke thousands of law-abiding professionals into violent unrest giving his officers a once in a lifetime chance to get in amongst them with nightsticks.
He added: "Economic downturn means the sort of people you would not normally associate with civil unrest suddenly taking their anger on to the streets. It's a very special time in a policeman's life.
"A lot of my lads were too young for the poll tax riots and so this could be their only chance to knock the absolute living shit out of a Guardian reader.
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